snapchat must be fun for hot people
"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"
oh shut the fuck up
date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute
not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
neptune, i lov me perl
fuk u daddy ur embarsing me
but perl, yerr me daugter
ur a fukin crab how can i possible be ur dauhgter? you peice of shit
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time