skypestripper:

snapchat must be fun for hot people

sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(Source: shady-brain-farm)

420kawaii:

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neptune, i lov me perl

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fuk u daddy ur embarsing me

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but perl, yerr me daugter 

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ur a fukin crab how can i possible be ur dauhgter? you peice of shit

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time


the-prince-of-dorne:

tyleroakley:

Two years after losing his wife to cancer, a man re-created his wedding photos with their young daughter.