egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

(Source: sailoruranus)

galaxys4:

what the *looks around for adults* hell

the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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(Source: swarnpert)

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

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not destiny’s children

moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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(Source: c-isnenegro)

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher